Be Less Stupid, Video — June 7, 2013 at 5:05 AM

Does pushing the “walk” button do anything? (VIDEO)


Screen Shot 2013-06-06 at 8.38.35 PMWe’ve all seen the person who fidgets impatiently at a cross-walk while pressing the “walk” button a few zillion times, right? That scene is immediately proceeded by a similar — yet less manic one. That of another guy who just witnessed the zillion button pushes who then pushes the button a few more times.

For good luck?


Because it will make the light change faster?

Who knows? It’s one of life’s great mysteries. Like, how my 2nd grade daughter can finish an entire Chipotle burrito?

  • Anyway. Does pushing the walk button actually do anything?
  • Does repeated pressing result in pedestrians getting the chance to cross the street more quickly than if say, they only pressed the button once?
  • Or, can a person end up just standing around hopelessly muttering if they don’t push the button at all?

By the way, if you see that person maniacally pacing at the cross walk while muttering curses under their breath, be sure and ask for an autograph, it’s Gary Busey.

To find out what affect pushing the cross walk button really has, the new investigative series, This vs That — a show that’s part Mythbusters, part Whose Line? and part 60 Minutes, surveyed dozens of stop lights and cross walks all over Los Angeles between noon and midnight. We even partnered up with two legendary crime fighters — who were at their day jobs pretending to be out of work actors who took pictures with tourists for tips in front of the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Below, the results of our investigation.


Jon Hotchkiss is the creator, EP, Director & Writer of This vs That. He also created: The Truth About Sex (Playboy TV), Invasion of the X-Mas Lights (TLC), My Dad is Better Than Your Dad (NBC), and Punkin Chunkin (Science). Jon also ran the series Bullshit with Penn & Teller and was one of the original writers on Politically Incorrect. You can reach him here.

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One Comment

  1. Press it once and wait. Don’t be in such a rush and wait. The light can’t change on a dime. And walkers aren’t anymore important then drives.

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