Uncategorized — May 20, 2013 at 5:49 PM

Dogs vs Cats: Who’s Smarter?

While it's true that dogs can help the blind and sniff for drugs... cats can be taught to poop on the toilet.
While it’s true that dogs can help the blind and sniff for drugs… cats can be taught to poop on the toilet. You can see the Dogs vs Cats VIDEO… at the bottom of this post.


There has been a long standing debate in the field of animal cognition: Which is smarter, dogs or cats? Well, that and — seriously, why do cats only scratch the expensive leather on the new sofa… and not the fabric on the piece of shit futon we’ve had since college?

The animal community is divided over the answer. Cat lovers insist cats are smarter. Dog lovers insist dogs are smarter… and that cat’s are awful creatures who will scratch out your eyes just for sport.

To determine which is smarter, This vs That worked with the head of the Animal Cognition Lab at UCLA, Dr. Aaron Blaisdell, who supervised three experiments:

BradwithDogIn the first experiment, we tested how well the animal can map human language. One by one, dogs and cats are brought into an enclosed arena (give or take 50 feet in diameter) and allowed to play with a new toy. After five minutes, the animal is removed. Upon return to the arena, about 1 minute later, the animal finds the 1st toy along with a SECOND toy he’s never seen. The owner then asks the animal to go get — and he names the new toy.

Human babies are able to demonstrate this cognitive skill before the age of one. Although, science is still waiting to see this behavior exhibited by OJ Simpson.


IMG_9099In the second experiment, again dogs and cats are brought into the arena one at a time, where they are given time to bond with a stranger. After 5 minutes, the stranger climbs a ladder inside the arena (about 10 feet tall) and FALLS off, landing with a loud thud on the ground (it’s really a stunt man and he’s wearing pads). The stunt man calls out for “help” and indicating he’s injured. The question is, will the animal demonstrate signs of empathy or danger or an emergency? Think “Lassie” barking when Timmy falls down the well.

IMG_9351In the third experiment, one by one the animals are placed into what is known as a “T” maze. They start at the bottom… and walk to the decision point, at which point, the can go either left or right. Before the experiment begins, we put a bowl on the left and right. However, the bowl on the RIGHT has food in it. The question is, how long does it take the animal to figure out after the first try in the maze, to ALWAYS turn right to get the food?



  catJpgJon Hotchkiss is the creator, EP, Director & Writer of This vs That. He also created: The Truth About Sex (Playboy TV), Invasion of the X-Mas Lights (TLC), My Dad is Better Than Your Dad (NBC), and Punkin Chunkin (Science). Jon also ran the series Bullshit with Penn & Teller and was one of the original writers on Politically Incorrect. You can reach him here.

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  1. I think dogs are smarter because they can smell a half a mile away.

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